The last month through the eyes of my phone's camera

DQ changed my life with this:

Our huge sandwich for dinner... it's even bigger than it looks:

(that's what she said)

Babysitting cute niece and nephew:

Pre-cruise:

Post-cruise:

(Fact:Falling on a dock in mexico will give you a cankle)

Benson titled this "the blind leading the blind":

(bad, but still funny)

Reason #1 leaving my car in my work parking lot during the day scares me:

Avoiding homework:

My latest fortune:

Proof fortunes do come true: